What If Dr. Seuss Had Been A Political Analyst?

Gore I am
I am Gore
Can I do a recount George

You cannot do a recount Gore
I do not like them Ask no more

Would you like them by machine
Would you Could you by machine

I would not Could not by machine
I could not ever dig that scene

Would you like them done by hand

I would not like them done by hand
I do not like them Gore I am
I would not Could not by machine
I could not in your wildest dream
I would not like a recount Gore
Please go away My cheek is sore

What about down in Palm Beach
Can you Will you in Palm Beach

I cannot Will not in Palm Beach
Please don't make me have to preach
I would not Could not by machine
I could not ever dig that scene
I will not like a hand recount
I do not like them Please drop out

The chad The chad That sad sad chad
What about the chad we had

The chad is there But that's too bad

Perhaps you'd like them in a court
Please answer me My time is short

I will not like them in the courts
No way No how Now eat my shorts
I could not Would not by machine
I think I need some more codiene
I will not like them done by hand
I do not like them Gore I am
You cannot do a recount Gore
I do not like them What a bore

But what about the people there
They were confused It isn't fair

It's fair The voting there was fair
Please won't you get out of my hair

I won't until I win the race
I will not get out of your face

I'll enjoin you Make you stop

You cannot Will not You will flop

I can stop you You will see
I'll stop you there Then I will be
The President And furthermore
I'll see you in 2004