I Won
If you think Bush and Gore are having a rough
week, I bought a lottery ticket earlier this week.
Imagine my surprise when the lottery numbers
were called and they didn't match the numbers on my
ticket. What I realized is that because the ticket
was so confusing, I accidentally picked the wrong
numbers. Fortunately, my lawyer assures me that
because my intent was there,he believes he can
successfully win a lawsuit allowing me to re-pick the
correct numbers, thereby winning my fortunes.
I'll keep you posted on the events....
Hopefully, justice will be served.