Sung to the tune of "New York, New York"

Start spreading the news
Gore's leaving today
He made a whiny mess of it
Palm Beach, Palm Beach
Kept turning those screws
And making those waves
He mocked the very heart of it
Palm Beach, Palm Beach

He had to prove to everybody that he's a putz
And now his cronies are gone, most of them nuts

His little town blues
Are growing today
He'll wish he'd never started it
In old Palm Beach
He couldn't fake it there
Now he's blown it everywhere
He bet on you, Palm Beach, Palm Beach

Palm Beach, Palm Beach
He had to prove to everybody that he's a putz
And now his party's bugged out
We kicked their butts
His little town blues
Are growing today
He'll wish he'd never started it
In old Palm Beach

He couldn't fake it there
Now he's blown it everywhere
He bet on you, Palm Beach, Palm Beach
.....Palm Beach!